Its nice to actually have someone who loves you dearly

Assalmaualaikum .. Hai ^__^

I am currently a Bachelor Of Engineering ( Hons) Civil student at Selangor University or known as UniSel. InsyaAllah in 2 years I will have my degree in my own field since i was in highschool. I love my life now. Yes i have to admit, its tiring. Very tiring. Like people always say, Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. Now is my conflict, and it did not break me because i know everything will go well later onward.

I am currently living in a very nice little apartment with 5 beautiful girls as my housemates. I am the oldest and all of my housemates are such nice people. Alhamdulillah. ^__^

My lovely housemates :) (from left ) Mai 20 Bchlr of Statistics (hons), Syai 21 bchlr of Software Engineering (Hons), Awa 20 Found. TESL, ila 19 Diploma in Islamic Studies and our youngest c's sya 20 Found. TESL same as awa. 

Since my life as a degree student begun , i knew it will never be the same. There are only 11 students including me for my class. Since now is a short semester, i only get to study 2 subjects. BLESSED ^__^

A day before i register at UniSel, Kai came to my house and ask my mum's permission to take me as his wife. Alhamdulillah. May everything goes well insyaAllah. Next week we'll be surveying our engagement prep:) InsyaAllah :)

Don’t count the days, make the days count. <3

Back to student life

Assalamualaikum.. hai :)

Name : Putri Salina Rais Binti Ismail

Age : 22

D.O.B  : 01/04/1989

Course : Bachelor of Engineering (Hons) Civil

Mood : Happy^___^

At last I have made my decision

Assalamualaikum.. Hai ^_^

Today is ...FRIDAY! 5 days to go before i pursue my Bachelor of Engineering (Hons) Civil at UniSel.. Yup.. I will again go on with my civil studies.. At first I thought of going to a local university.. Then again, i am actually scared in handling pressure with the best among the best. Not saying that UniSel is not one of the best, but i feel that studying there will be much fun and not too strict. Hopefully.

I am actually excited to pursue my degree. After a year being close at home, its time again for me to be independent. Aku harap kesinambungan aku bergelar pelajar kali ini lebih serius. Dulu masa kat poli aku banyak habiskan masa join aktiviti sana sini sehingga mengabaikan pelajaran aku. Aku kesal.

Hope kehidupan baru aku bermula bila aku memulakan langkah sebagai pelajar ijazah sarjana muda kelak. Semoga Allah swt temukan aku dengan kawan2 yang boleh bimbing aku untuk jadi lebih baik. Aku juga amat mengharapkan agar relationship aku dengan future someone aku menjadi kenyataan.

Sejak dua menjak ni, especially bila aku buat keputusan untuk sambung di UNISEL, dia tak habis2 menimbulkan soal kahwin. Katanya takut aku berubah hati. InsyaAllah tidak.. niat aku baik untuk belajar bukan untuk menjadi teman hidup sebab aku dah ada dia. ^_^. Cincin semua da ada.. 30 % aku menjadi milik dia sudah. Hope segala yang dirancang menjadi. 

Dugaan seorang pelajar memang hebat. Aku ,masih teringat masa diploma dulu.. banyak nya gangguan especially dari segi hati dan perasaan. Yang lama bercinta pun boleh putus. Yang da bertunang pun boleh putus. End up kawin dengan orang lain. Aish... politeknik sultan idris shah.. terlalu banyak kenangan... mostly kenangan yang buat aku sedih sangat... yang buat aku ras happy bila aku dengan JPK je.. hehe.. Tapi takpe..kini aku ada life yang baru.. Syukuri apa yang ada.. hidup ini tidak sempurna. 

Fuh masa sem 5.. sangat semanagat aku.. kalau kai tengok mesti kne ejek..lala

Kawan aku masa kat poli yang kini bergelar pelajar ijazah dalam bidang yang sama macam aku kongsi cerita dengan aku.. dia kata pressure bila degree ni.. aku mula risau.. tapi, dia juga yakinkan aku yang aku kena ada niat yang betul bila bab2 belajar.. insyaAllah semuanya akan ok.. thanks ida :) aku harap kau berjaya mencapai cita-cita kau. Kita jangan dengki satu sama lain...yang penting usaha kan ida:)

Aku hampir siap barang-barang aku untuk sambung belajar nanti.. almaklumlah duduk rumah sewa.. kne complete. 

Lusa insyaAllah aku dan dia akan gerak ke kedah untuk amek ueen. Ueen da habis asasi dia.. hebat budak ni.. muda2 da smbung degree .. aku pulak baru nak sambung..aku bangga ada adik macam dia.. adik2 aku dua2 sambung degree... kakak aku tahun depan akan bergelar isteri orang .. macam tak percaya je.. dulu masa sekolah ganas2 je.. tgk2 da nak kahwin dengan long time boyfriend and currently fiancé Abg wan..hehe.. aku pulak?

Aku tak mahu cakap apa apa lagi.. Biar masa yang menentukan,, ^__^

Okay aku rasa thats all for now. will update soon!

credit to oh!best

Toodles:)

Happy birthday yang ke -49 Mummy!

Assalamualaikum & Hai :)

Hari ini hari jadi ibu! Yay! I made a luscious red velvet cake with buttercream topping.. Alhamdulillah in turned out good... I stayed up all night perfecting the cake.. I made two batch.. The first batch was a lemon sponge cake.. It tasted like bake flour..The worst you could put in your mouth.. I almost gave up.. I stopped for a while to ease my mind due to the failure and surfed the internet.. Suddenly it hit me!  How about a good simple recipe of a Red Velvet cake? Bingo!

So i rushed back to the kitchen.. About an hour later, my cake was done.. And it was delicious! Alhamdulillah.. I had decided to make a butter-cream frosting as that frosting is the originality of the cake, its from what i've heard. Alhamdulillah it's too a good frosting .. I have a bad habit of picking up the lefovers in the mixing bowl.. GUILTY! ^__^..

I wished i took some pictures during the whole process.. Unfortunately I can't because I was the only one in the kitchen.. I didn't want to disturb my mum.. It is here birthday today.. My eldest c's is currently having fun with her old schoolmates at Singapore.. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! Damn..

Still, i had joyous fun making my self dirty * that sounded so wrong* ---__---

Happy Birthday Mummy Chulla! -49-

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Counting months, later days.. then to minutes and seconds

Assalamualaikum... Hai...

EXCITED... at the same time a bit scared..

Hope everything goes well :)

Is this really happening?

Assalamualaikum.. Hai ^_^

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to actually be in a real relationship? I had.. I am currently at a point where everything seems to be serious..

Of course I am happy... But my past keeps haunting me.. I love him more than words can say.. I hope this will be my certainty in life.

Today he came to my house with her cute sister.. She is quite a shy person.. but as i get to know her, she is adorable and cute.. seriously cute :)

I am happy that he came.. it has been a month since the last time we met. They came, we had lunch together at my house.. We talked and talked.. My mum and her new husband joined our conversation. It was fun.. I cooked black pepper chicken.. thats all i can manage to cook due to my sprained ankle. Alhamdulillah everything goes very well.

He helped uncle finish piping works in the toilet.. My mum even let him drive our car.. hehe... i love him.. finally someone who can connect with my mum and family.. i am trully blessed.

He is the most charming person i know. He is sweet and funny... most importantly, he loves me too.

Yes i am taken. Yes i am happy ^__^

No more blackberry

Assalamualaikum.. hai

i am officially through with using blackberry now.. its a great phone.. if theres internet package! without the internet its basically a phone that can text and call and play games a few. Thats it.. So now.. im sticking with my old new phone .. Sony Ericsson! model :

Yup k770i.. Yeah.. from a phone that costs almost 2k.. to a phone costs less than 500 bucks! haha.. thats just me.. dont worry.. the blackberry is still with me ..in good condition .. but theres a problem with the keypad.. and again yes.. the reason i am currently using k770i..  *stupid blackberry keypads -__-' *

So.. i know i have on and off the internet.. especially on facebook.. mainly blogging.. i logged in. checked my blogger friends updates ..

reading new posts from friends pumped me up to post new posts as well! But it'll end up with me just staring blankly at my laptop thinking what to update..

before.. before.. i seriously don't know what to update.. today... i feel like blabbing something ...

i have a job interview today.. i cant show up because my left leg hurts like *&^&*.. yeah unspeakable.

okay reality check! i am currently at a state where i dont know what to do.. my heart is telling me something that is opposed from what i think... lets just hope everything will be okay..

people say that you learn more from your mistakes than from your winnings.. i did.. yes i was aware with all of my mistakes... but i keep making them! why?! i don't know..  i always tell myself to change.. i did.. but my past keeps on haunting me.. 2011 started off with lots of crying and misery..  thank god i am still here and strong enough to face everything..

comel tak?! hehe.. toodles! * nothing make sense today-_-'*

Sedih bila 'keluarga' sendiri mengata tentang kita

Assalamualaikum and good morning..
Pic above is my most loyal family..selain dri family betul kan..hehe.. love them to bits.. love my <3 too :)


as usual new updates every morning.. and semua ini kebetulan okay..

' Put..put..sape mengata kau ni? Awat ramai nau tak suka kau?'

Aku senyap... Yup i kept quiet .. Why must i answer that question when i myself do not have a certain answer..

I don't really know why some people are dissatisfied with me.. Tidak boleh terima teguran ke? Please grow up.. Entahlah.. dulu I found out my own so-called 'family' block me in facebook.. Guess what .. I don't care.. When people ask me any questions that is related to the above.. it is better for me to just be quiet and smile.. positive aite?

I admit.. sometimes many thoughts rumbled in my mind and i turned out like something i was and will never be proud of like crying, running away from it, blame on others etc2..

Time has definitely reached the moment of my maturity.. and due to that.. i am capable of coping issues like this very well...Alhamdulillah..

I once advised someone.. but since she took it the wrong way.. i'll stop advising her.. its easy as that..... still... i forgave her even-though she never asked for it.. kids :)

I hope that each and everyone of you will reach out for your dreams.. make your dreams come true.. accept criticism because those mean words are actually one of the many steps to achieve what you want.. I lost my childhood dream.. why loose yours?

Akan tetapi, it is never too late to start all over.. i am starting mine :)

LET ME BE THAT WOMEN ♥

Ikhlas itu umpama seekor semut hitam yang berjalan di atas batu hitam yang besar di malam yang kelam.. ianya hadir.. tapi amat sukar untuk dilihat.. berdirinya seorang lelaki yang hebat.. di belakangnya pasti ada seorang wanita.. izinkanlah diri ini menjadi wanita itu..

Kemuncak hubungan

 

Assalamualaikum and morning readers..

Aku telah pun membuat satu panggilan.. Dalam beribu2 persoalan dalam fikiran aku .. akhirnya aku tahu apa yang aku inginkan.. Aku sudah pun buat keputusan.. Tq juga kepada dia kerana seolah2 melepaskan aku dari satu beban..Ye aku kecik hati dengan cara dia melayan aku... tapi itu jelas menunjukkan segalanya..STOP.

Dia marah aku pada mulanya.. Mungkin dia fikir aku tidak ambil kisah perihal keluarga dia.. tidak.. aku memang ambil kisah.. kebetulan hari ni macam2 jadi.. tak berhenti air mata aku mengalir..

Aku tersangat stress hari ni...lebih -lebih lagi bila dia jarang marah.. selepas lama berbincang.. akhirnya kami okay.. dalam rancang untuk membawa hubungan kita lebih jauh.. banyak sangat ujian yang terpaksa kami hadapi..


Dalam kita berbual2.. baru aku sedar.. bila dah mula masuk perbincangan mengenai perkahwinan.. maksudnya hubungan aku dan dia sudah sampai kemuncak.. sekrang bergantung kepada keadaan serta jadi tak jadi je segala perancangan tu..

Kali ini aku harap semuanya lancar.. aku harap ini adalah waktunya.. aku harap dia orangnya.. aku  pernah bagi seseorang itu peluang.. tapi dia main2 kan perasaan  aku.. sudah..usah bercerita panjang mengenai dia yang menyakitkan hati aku..

Kai. dia ikhlas dan jujur... semoga semuanya lancar.. ini adalah keputusan aku.. hanya ini.... NOKTAH

Aku dilamar.. kenapa aku masih perlu masa?

Assalamualaikum and morning..

Lama sangat aku tidak update blog.. 

Hati aku sayu sebenarnya.. Bila aku dah semakin meningkat dewasa banyak persoalan yang dianggap remeh menjadi penting.. Seperti soal masa depan aku.. Air mata menitis.. memikirkan sama ada betul atau tidak keputusan aku ini?  

Cinta.. umpama angin.. kita tidak nampak cinta, tapi kita dapat merasai cinta.. Dalam ketiadaan dia aku merasai kasih sayang dia pada aku..

Seringkali dia bertanyakan aku.. Sudikah aku menjadi isteri dia? Aku hanya tersenyum.. Bila difikirkan balik.. ini bukan perkara main-main! Ye, aku masih muda.. aku baru 22.. tetapi, andai kata dia lah orang yang terakhir akan melamar aku macam mana? 

Aku terima seseorang bukan kerana aku takut, tetapi aku sungguh sayangkan dia.. Jujur aku katakan.. dalam kebahagiaan yang hampir dengan aku.. dugaan datang satu satu.. dan mungkin kerana itu si dia melamar aku..

Jujur aku katakan.. aku belum bersedia untuk sambung belajar..Lebih-lebih lagi bila terlalu banyak halangan aku.. Aku penat..Juga.. Mungkin aku selesa bila menerima duit hasil penat lelah aku melaksanakan sesuatu tugas..

Dalam aku cuba mengelak bicara mengenai hubungan yang lebih komited lagi terlalu banyak petanda yang menunjukkan aku ke arah mendirikan masjid.. Ya Allah.. seandainya ini takdir aku .. Aku terima dengan hati yang cukup terbuka..

Sungguhpun lamaran dia hanya dari mulut, keikhlasan dia untuk menjadikan aku suri hidup dia tampak jelas bila dia nyatakan kepada ibu yang dia nak jadikan saya sebahagian daripada hidup dia..

Sejak dua menjak ini.. banyak yang terpaksa aku tempuhi.. Tidak lah susah mana..tapi bila perihal hati dan perasaan aku.. aku sendiri buntu dan kadang-kadang memerlukan masa.. 

Kalau dulu, sungguh mudah aku menerima cinta.. kini, kesedaraan dalam diri hadir.. Umur, keadaan serta waktu akan menentukan semuanya.. 

Ya Allah, Tuhan yang Maha Memiliki Rahsia, Tuhan yang Maha memegang kasih sayang seluruh jiwa kami, Tuhan yang Maha Penentu, Tuhan yang Maha Menyatukan jiwa-jiwa kami, ya Allah, aku merupakan hamba yang lemah, hamba yang tidak mampu mengawal diriku daripada fitrah seorang manusia yang memerlukan teman, memerlukan kekasih, memerlukan suami atau isteri, memerlukan keluarga.

Ya Allah aku tidak mampu menahan diriku daripada terjeremus ke dalam kemaksiatan. Ya Allah, jika masanya telah tiba, jika apa yang aku mohon ini merupakan sesuatu yang terbaik disisiMu ya Allah, terbaik buat agamaku ya Allah, terbaik buat diriku, keluarga dan seluruh mukminin dan mukminat ya Allah, maka aku memohon kepadaMu ya Allah agar aku ditemukan dengan jodoh yang terbaik di sisiMu ya Allah. Setiap yang terbaik di sisiMu ya Allah, pasti terbaik buat diriku ya Allah.

Namun ya Allah, jika masanya untuk dipertemukan dengan jodohku belum tiba ya Allah, maka ya Allah, aku memohon kepadaMu agar Kau tunjukkan jalan-jalan untuk aku memiliki jodohku ya Allah. Aku memohon agar Kau tunjukkan aku tuntutun-tuntutanMu yang perlu aku lakukan untuk memiliki jodohku ya Allah. Ya Allah, Tuhan yang Maha Memakbulkan doa, Tuhan yang Maha Penentu jodoh, ya Allah jauhilah aku daripada kemaksiatan, jauhilah aku daripada perkara-perkara yang tidak dapat memberikan manfaat, jauhilah aku dariapda perkara-perkara yang Engkau murkai dan perkara-perkara yang menyesatkan diriku ya Allah.

Amin.
                                                                                                                                                     Yang benar,

Everyday I love you.. 12 months later..

Assalamualaikum and morning readers!

Before I proceed. My previous post was actually a draft at first but was edited by my cousin. SHE POSTED IT -_-..

Today I have decided to post an entry about my love, my partner, my future and my everything.. This one is for you! 

Twelve months! I can't believe we've made it through a year. From texts to lengthy phone conversations... I remember how I used to accompany him on the phone while he was on his hours of long drive home weekly, and he'd drive around his neighborhood, wasting gas, just to talk to me longer. Then phone conversations escalated to a lunch date. 

Sometimes he feels that there are better men for me.. but, truthfully, he is the man of my dreams! The moment he walked towards me on our first rendezvous... I was instantly attracted and hooked from that moment on. Then he went to Singapore for days and I couldn't stop thinking about him. I missed him... 

Twelve months.... our relationship has blossomed and grew. Now I know what he likes, what he don't like, how he feels, and most importantly, how he loves. To me, he's perfect! I love you so much. 28-06-10;)

A year with you is a bless for me

Assalamualaikum and evening fellow readers!

Though it has been more than a week.. I still wanna share my happiness..

i love my cousin TIA, see the link beside :)
she is everything you can ever imagine. i love her to bits!

Lunch at Serai @ Empire Shopping Gallery, Subang Jaya:)

Assalamualaikum and morning readers. Last week Kakak, Tia and I went to Empire Shopping Gallery. We had our lunch at Serai Restaurant. The authenticity of place captured us straight away. Also, many of our friends who had already been there recommended the Pavlova. 

As ususal, the place was packed! Lucky for us, as soon as we arrived at the restaurant a table had just been cleaned and was available for us. We sat at the front side of the restaurant and was greeted by a very friendly worker there. 

Since it was MY first time there( Tia and kakak already been there before) I decided to order the Serai Tasting Platter (RM30). The platter contains assortments of recommended dish from the menu.

The dish was superb! Especially the deep friend sotong rings. A crisp to perfection i might say:)

Tia and I ordered Sirap Selasih ( Rose drink with basil seeds) costs RM 5.50, while kakak orederd the Milky Bandung with the price of RM 7.00. 

This Nasi Goreng Kampung (RM15.00) is a little more pricey but this comes with some keropok and 2 satays. Its GOOD FOOD:)

The Mushroom Salad that kakak ordered was to die for. But to be honest I don't really like the baby tomatoes in it, apart from that, It IS GOOOOD! It has a very smooth and velvety texture. Once you take a bit on one of the slightly cooked mushrooms, It's heaven on earth. ITS THAT GOOD OKAY!

We had a very full lunch. And the best part was it was definitely good food. Next time i'll be ordering the Nasi Kerabu ..Oh..and i almost forgot the Pavlova( RM14 per slice)...in which have not much airy texture, with the middle part has spongy texture in between. 

Delicious details:

Serai @ Empire Shopping Gallery, Subang Jaya

LG37 Lower Ground, Jalan SS16/1, 47500 Subang Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan, Malaysia.

Telephone: 603 5635 9818 / 603 5635 9858 

Fax: 603 56355898 

Operating Hours:

Monday-Sunday (Including Public Holiday) 10am to 10pm

Cuisine: Malay / Indonesian

Facilities: Air-con, In-House Parking

Payment: Cash

 

HALAL FOOD :)

Again with Friends.. Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Joey and Phoebe

Assalamualaikum and morning readers :)

Everyone must have heard of the famous TV show named FRIENDS. I must say it was an amazing TV show with such good talented actors. The humors been the main catchy of the show.

All of them made me laugh pretty hard. I found the coffee shop pretty funny too "The Central Perk" I had a t-shirt once that had two coffee cups and said "The Central Perk" I know not so funny. It was the placement of the cups on the shirt that was funny.

My only trouble with that show was how in the early episodes, the plots seemed to be about "okay, we'll say witty things, and then something crappy will happen to Ross"

With "something crappy will happen to Ross" ranging from failed romances to a missing monkey. Other than that, quality. I still use "Fun Bobby" references from time to time.

I am sure everyone knew The Smelly Cat Song

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

(Phoebe) Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?

(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song

Friends is the best show ever. I love this sitcom series. Really, FRIENDS is a complete package of fun and entertainment.


Remember this part :


Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. ...


Ross: Why... why... why would you dream that?
Chandler: More importantly, was I any good?
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damned good.
Chandler: Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: I love it when we share.

Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

Phoebe: Can you see me operating a drill press?
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
Ross: Phebes, why would you want to operate a drill press?
Phoebe: Just for some short-term work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.
Chandler: Pirates again?
Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just such a dummie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home workshop," and they are.

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Chandler: They do me?
Phoebe: You know, like... uh, okay: "Could that report be any later?"
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Ross: Oh, oh Chandler...
Joey: Yeah, you do.
Ross: "The hills were alive with the sound of music.
Joey: My scones!
Phoebe, Ross, & Joey: "My scones!"
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. That is so not... That is so not... Oh, shut up!

Ethan: Uh, before we get into any staying-over stuff, there is something you should know.
Monica: Okay, is this like, "I have an early class tomorrow," or, "I'm secretly married to a goat?"

Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just... things doesn't work out.
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.

Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza!

Rachel: Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?
Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.

Chandler: Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers: I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.
Santos: Sure.
Gerston: No problem.
Chandler (to Phoebe): You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos... and who's the guy with the moustache?
Phoebe: Petrie.
Chandler: Petrie, right, right. Okay, somebody's gonna be working... this weekend.

Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

Phoebe: Oh god! Just DO it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: And that, is the real San Francisco treat!

Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.

ROSS: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

Ross: You what? Wh- what were you doing seeing her boobies?
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the
street with a telescope and a box of donuts.

CHANDLER: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
JOEY: Okay. (he gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave)

Joey to Chandler: Okay, man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like chandelier...but it's not. It's a stupid, stupid, non-name.

Chandler: "What's this?"
Joey: "Eight hundred and twelve bucks."
Chandler: "Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

Ross: Your money's mine Green.
Rachel: Your fly's open Gellar!!

Ross: I may get to speak at this Paleontology conversion, and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff, and/or are sick.
Ross: It's in Barbados.
Chandler: But you come first!
Rachel: I'm there.

Chandler: We have to assign heads to something.
Joey: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-a** clowns came to your birthday?

Chandler: Ok, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!

Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Chandler: NO, you didn't Get me! It's an electric drill! You Get me, you Kill me!

Phoebe: "I'm late for...uhhh...my Green Eggs and Eggs discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train.

Ross: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….
Monica: I wasn’t trying to escape!
Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
Monica: I was… helping out a squirrel…
Ross: You were trying to eat it!!!!

CHANDLER: What are you doing?
JOEY: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
CHANDLER: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
JOEY: That's right! I'm taking the essence.

Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator. Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler? I think I lost mine.
Joey: Oh! Oh! Oh!

Chandler: Honey hundreds of CD's, not one of them in the right case.
Monica: Well maybe we could alphabetize them??
Chandler: Or maybe we could label them, you know in files??
Rachel: Oh My God you guys have such problems, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU!!!

Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No! No, Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that
Rachel: "Ya know I really thought I had hit rock bottom, but today it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap then me."

Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.

Monica: Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh, so you can move them.

Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is: You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Joey: Look at me--I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!

Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away MY SANDWICH?!!! MY SANDWICH!!!!!!


Joey: Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."

Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you
for another woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor--in a COMA--who didn't
hear you.

Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Monica: He's in the bathroom... I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates.... Aaaaaaaagh! My eyes! My eyes!

Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Chandler: That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash
woman.

Joey: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Joey: By someone besides Monica?

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel:: Now I love you even more.

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.


Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

Ross: So why don't you quit?
Chandler: You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria.
Ross: Who is Maria?
Chandler: Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym... treat.

Monica: [Sneeze] Oh, gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold!
Phoebe: You mean you stole it!
Monica: [Sneeze]
Phoebe: Don't cover your mouth when you do that!

Ross: So, uh, how long are you going to punish him?
Joey: Five years.
Ross: You've sentenced him?
Joey: Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Phoebe: You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.
Rachel: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.

Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

Joey: It's all London, baby! Here we go.
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer in my dresser. You don't want to lose that.


Rachel: You gotta come with me!
Phoebe: Come where?
Rachel: Wherever I go! Come on! You and me. We'll... we'll start a new group! We're the best ones!
Phoebe: Okay, but try and get Joey, too.

Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room? Or...


Phoebe: I'm in Vice. Yeah, in fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.
Cop: Who... who else is in vice up there?
Phoebe: Um, do you know, um Sipowicz?
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: Yeah, Sipowicz. Yeah, um, big guy, kind of bald.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Don't try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there. He's out. His, um... his partner just died.
Cop: Wow. Well, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Phoebe: I sure will. Take care.
Cop: Hey! By the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good.



Monica:

What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.


Chandler: and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!



Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'


Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)


Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was
a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."







Monica Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!

Chandler "If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!"

Chandler What are we gonna do? What are we gonna DO!?
Joey Uh, uh, we'll flip for it, ducks or clowns.
Candler Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey You got a better idea?
Chandler All right, call it in the air.
Joey Heads.
Chandler Heads it is.
Joey Yess! Whoo!
Chandler We have to assign heads to something!
Joey Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks...have heads.
Chandler What kinda' scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?